Category Archives: Mature

We saw food and fuck me we ate it!

I previously wrote about my impending meal with my brother Mike. Well an advert in a magazine is one thing but as they say “the proof is in the pudding”. On the outskirts of Maidstone, until the other day ”The Cock … Continue reading

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Golden Bollocks!

A friend of mine has just met, befriended and gained the confidence of a lovely old lady. He then blatantly stole £46,000 of her in full view. No he’s not going to prison he’s just won GoldenBalls! I fucking hate … Continue reading

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Small change, big difference!

I’ve just invested in a new mouse mat. Big deal! I hear you say. Maybe you’re right but lets look at the Razer Goliathus in a bit more detail: Engineered to exceed the exacting demands of the world’s top professional gamers, … Continue reading

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Football Vs The X Factor

I get the X Factor as does I think most of the nation. You don’t have to like the X Factor to get it. The “American Dream” has come to England (soon to be sold back to them by Simon … Continue reading

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Comedy and Crusty Bread.

This has been a good week for me, I’ve spent some time with two of my best friends.  On Wednesday I took Robbo to a comedy night in the middle of Maidstone for his Birthday. We saw three comedians who were all … Continue reading

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