Category Archives: Nonsense
Moody.
After the doctor told me I was manic-depressive, I was in a bad mood all day.
The Bow Tie.
To wear a bow tie you have to be fucking old, fucking clever, fucking important, fucking cool or all four of these things. Here’s the proof.
Jaws!
In case you ever wondered what happens when you flush a gold fish down the toilet or release it into the wild? I am sure you will agree that this is one fucking big one (5lbs). And they say there are no … Continue reading
God creates man in his own image.
God Created Man in His Own Image Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, … Continue reading
Noobinator!
I’ve been playing Left 4 Dead for quite a while now. I thought after completing nearly every game at “Normal” level I was the dog’s bollocks. Top graphics card and mouse, bit of common sense, this online gaming thing is … Continue reading
For the love of Axel!
Growing up with so many brothers and sisters was hard at times. Without my love of Guns n Roses I don’t know what I would have done.
Don’t forget it’s “National Big Hair Week”.
Yes it’s that time of year where we celebrate all things big especially hair. So com’on crack open the Elnett and let’s have some fun!
The He Man Woman Haters!
One Scout camp in the valley, myself, Asa and Big Stu got together to form a secret fraternity. We called ourselves “The He Man Woman Haters”. Our meetings would always take place in secret, by the fire circle in the … Continue reading
Uncle Dave and Auntie Sue
This is my Uncle Dave and Auntie Sue, they moved to America years ago. We don’t see them much these days.
I love being a recluse.
I love being a recluse for three reasons; You don’t have to leave the house If you leave the house you can’t wait to get back to it The only time you have to leave the house is to do … Continue reading
