Category Archives: Thoughts

Thoughts

Do the maths?

It’s always someone better off that tells you there’s someone worse off.

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Polish Hospitality

I have taken Kyp to the same field for 9 years now. It used to be derelict untill a group of volunteers rescued it from developers and turned it into “Collis Field”. Funded by Grants I thank God every day … Continue reading

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Ups and Downs

I don’t believe in heaven but I’m certain hell exists.

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You know who your friends are!

One summer day a grasshopper was singing and chirping and hopping about. He was having a wonderful time. He saw an ant who was busy gathering and storing grain for the winter. “Stop and talk to me,” said the grasshopper. … Continue reading

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Angry Birds and Loose Women.

After leaving hospital in London I was at a total loss as to how to fill my time. I was suffering from psychotic depression and they had found me a flat in the middle of nowhere to live. Phil came … Continue reading

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G.S.O.H

How do you make God laugh? Simple, just tell him your plans.

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Greater than…

The reason that people commit suicide is simple. The pain of living becomes greater than the fear of dying.

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Dentistry

A rat with a gold tooth is still a rat.

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Ozzy Osbourne

“Of all the things I’ve lost in life, I miss my mind the most.”

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Incognito.

Is a normal person just a mentally ill person in disguise?

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